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Recently, it’s causing me problems, as I’ve already dated all of the men in our park. I went out with Billy Bob a few times, but he was way more into his Taxidermy than he was me, and I just couldn’t compete with a stuffed possum. Then there was Billy Bob Joe, but between his squirrel hunting and bass fishing, he just really couldn’t fit me into his schedule. I had a fling with Billy Ray, but then his mom threatened to kick him out if he kept dating the "town tramp". (I never liked her any way). I thought it was going to work out with me and Bobby Joe, but his pregnant girlfriend put her foot down and that was the end of that. I tried a double date with Earl and Floyd, but they ended up getting into a fistfight after drinking too much while we were line dancing at the bar. I need a man who don’t mind providing for me, and who also has a little bit of class. Also, a high school diploma or G.E.D.is a definite plus. I don’t want someone who will be threatened by an educated woman. How do the rest of ya’ll meet men? Should I try a dating service or maybe start trying to meet them at church? Seriously, help guy! I’ve only got so long that I can be having babies and stuff. I need to get on the ball here.
Comments:
9 Comments posted on "How can I meet men outside of my trailer park to date?"
mommy4 on April 28th, 2010 at 9:40 am #
Try not to sound so stupid. You’ve got to be kidding right? You sound just like trailer trash.
ĿỉŁF™ - best viewed sideways ↕ on April 28th, 2010 at 10:11 am #
You can meet men on the bus when you travel between the trailer park and the welfare office. Anything is possible!
Wolverine on April 28th, 2010 at 10:55 am #
i meet women off the following, maybe you could try to meet a decent man there
Bl♥ndy: Original Recipe on April 28th, 2010 at 11:29 am #
What about AA meetings? Thank about it.. 1. the men are on the right track in life… i mean they are getting help, right? Sounds perfect!
Rusty on April 28th, 2010 at 11:45 am #
Check out the front of Home Depot lots of hard working guys around there.
Yankee Chick on April 28th, 2010 at 12:01 pm #
I like the idea of AA meetings… But why not just pick the trailer up and move to a new park. Voila…a brand new batch of fresh redneck.
neil s on April 28th, 2010 at 12:08 pm #
Well there little filly, aint you cute as a button. Sounds like to me your prolum is you live in one of them upitty parks where the men don’t know a god woman from a broke down double wide. Now, my lumbago acts up a mite, so I can’t be movin’ around too much, so if’n you want some rug rats, well, you’ll have to do the deed for the both of us. I make good money from the state on acount of my black lung, and sometimes we fight roosters on weekends for schlitz money. Come on over, darlin.
Word Nerd on April 28th, 2010 at 12:32 pm #
You might want to try some Massingills… when a rotting possum and fish are beating you out, you’ve got problems.
Schmecky 2nd a.k.a. Smegma Degma on April 28th, 2010 at 12:54 pm #
Salvation Army puts on these real nice luncheons that I take a lot of my first dates to and there’s always plenty of single men there if you aren’t too hung up on hygiene. The VFW is where my mom meet my third stepdaddy but a lot of those guys drool and stuff nowadays. Maybe you could put one of those ads in the craisglist to meet someone? They have this section where women offer all kinds of massages and things and you could earn extra money while you’re at it. Post a comment
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