Archive for April, 2010

Recently, it’s causing me problems, as I’ve already dated all of the men in our park. I went out with Billy Bob a few times, but he was way more into his Taxidermy than he was me, and I just couldn’t compete with a stuffed possum. Then there was Billy Bob Joe, but between his squirrel hunting and bass fishing, he just really couldn’t fit me into his schedule. I had a fling with Billy Ray, but then his mom threatened to kick him out if he kept dating the "town tramp". (I never liked her any way).

I thought it was going to work out with me and Bobby Joe, but his pregnant girlfriend put her foot down and that was the end of that. I tried a double date with Earl and Floyd, but they ended up getting into a fistfight after drinking too much while we were line dancing at the bar.

I need a man who don’t mind providing for me, and who also has a little bit of class. Also, a high school diploma or G.E.D.is a definite plus. I don’t want someone who will be threatened by an educated woman.

How do the rest of ya’ll meet men? Should I try a dating service or maybe start trying to meet them at church? Seriously, help guy! I’ve only got so long that I can be having babies and stuff. I need to get on the ball here.

Salvation Army puts on these real nice luncheons that I take a lot of my first dates to and there’s always plenty of single men there if you aren’t too hung up on hygiene. The VFW is where my mom meet my third stepdaddy but a lot of those guys drool and stuff nowadays. Maybe you could put one of those ads in the craisglist to meet someone? They have this section where women offer all kinds of massages and things and you could earn extra money while you’re at it.



Also, a good security device when you go away on holiday!

I buried my dad under the rhubarb patch, he’s been making jam for the last eight years; that’s the environmentally friendly option :0)



Part 2. Ron Levin of http://www.AfterTheHuntTaxidermy.Com Shows us his award winning taxidermy technique from start to finish on a big whitetail buck………ONLY on http://www.HawgNSonsTV.Com

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Filed Under (Pheasant Taxidermy) by admin on 26-04-2010

You know what Taxidermy is, right ?

A hunter kills an animal, then gets it stuffed to show off his “trophy.”

Well, we’re going to turn that up a notch. Except forget the trophy aspect and throw in an artist’s touch.

Call it a mash up, if you will. It’s called Rogue Taxidermy…

The Hour’s Nick McCabe Lokos and Darby Wheeler went to New York City to talk to two guys

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Filed Under (Duck Taxidermy) by admin on 26-04-2010

So many people were clamoring to get in to Union Hall’s Carnivorous Nights Taxidermy Contest that bouncers had to man the door. “You have to let me in!” one girl begged. “I’ve been obsessed with Taxidermy my whole life!” Nevertheless, if we had ceded our place at the bar, we wouldn’t have captured the mind-blowing footage you’re about to see of human-head replicas made from animal parts, mermaid rabbits with duck feet, and two-headed cat skeletons. We promise that after watching, the words “Pope squirrel” will forever be lodged in your brain. By Daniel Maurer and Sarah Lohman

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Filed Under (Taxidermy) by admin on 26-04-2010

Nate Hill is what you might call ‘a bit of an animal’ – he’s a rogue taxidermist. Be warned – this is pretty weird.

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1) Shot into space ( To Orbit forever around a Planet/Star!.)
2) Cremation ( as done in Sanatan Dharma – Hindu)
3) Cremation (with Organ donation to the needy-poor)
4) Muslim/Christain way of Burial.. (to become WormFood!)
5) Fed to wild Animals/Birds/Fish or Water-Spieces
6) Mummify
7) Hanging coffins (Air Decomposition)
8) Resomation (accelerated process of alkaline hydrolysis)
9) Funerary cannibalism (let others eat the remains)
10) Taxidermy
11) any other way..

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but what if i die in bomb blast and i am not noticable,i mean my dead body, now a day it going on lot almost every part of the world. So who care otherwise ,I am already dead, my soul is gone,and what left is wont be important for me.



On the show Scrubs JD and Turk have a dead stuffed golden lab they call Rowdy. I was wondering if anyone knew where i could purchase one like it.

Good luck with your search. I gave you a star. I saw people looking for the same thing on Taxidermy.net forums, also because of Scrubs.



Filed Under (Fish Taxidermy) by admin on 21-04-2010

The poem is "Fish out of Water" by Louis Jenkins.
Here’s the actual poem:

When he finally landed the fish it seemed so strange, so unlike other fishes he’d caught, so much bigger, more silvery, more important, that he half expected it to talk, to grant his wishes if he returned it to the water. But the fish said nothing, made no pleas, gave no promises. His fishing partner said, "Nice fish. You ought to have it mounted." Other people who saw it said the same thing, "Nice fish. . . ." So he took it to the Taxidermy shop but when it came back it didn’t look quite the same. Still, it was an impressive trophy. Mounted on a big board the way it was, it was too big to fit in the car. In those days he could fit everything he owned into the back of his Volkswagen but the fish changed all that. After he married, a year or so later, nothing would fit in the car. He got a bigger car. Then a new job, children. . . . The fish moved with them from house to house, state to state. All that moving around took its toll on the fish, it began to look worn, a fin was broken off. It went into the attic of the new house. Just before the divorce became final, when he was moving to an apartment, his wife said "Take your goddamn fish." He hung the fish on the wall before he unpacked anything else. The fish seemed huge, too big for this little apartment. Boy, it was big. He couldn’t imagine he’d ever caught a fish that big.

My interpretation:
it’s hard to recognize a good thing before it’s gone.

The fish wasn’t really the focus of the story… sort of a prop representing the moral of the story.

The poem seems to be about regret. Having swam so far upstream only to be pulled back downstream. It tells a story of distractions from what’s really the most important. How a large thing (a problem, for example) can get in the way of the things which should be paid more attention to.